I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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