brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
im six kinds of drunk right now
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Randomize
