So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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