what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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