I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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