Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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