That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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