just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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