I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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