This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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