It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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