Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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