from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Will exercising make me less horny?
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