Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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