i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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