is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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