she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
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I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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