She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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