he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Randomize