he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
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I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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