Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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