Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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