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Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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