i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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