I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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