yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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