I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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