Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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