Do you still have your period?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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