Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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