physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
