I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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