We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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