her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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