Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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