WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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Do I have a choice?
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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