hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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