It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
smell my finger.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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