I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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