I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Say something about gay babies.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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