so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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