Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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