Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
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Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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