Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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