Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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