my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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