thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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