Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
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you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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