Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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