Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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