The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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