I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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